I must apologize once again that the fic-a-day posting will be delayed by a gap of one, two, or a couple of days, as as is an unfortunate springtime tradition, I appear to have contracted some variety of Death Plague, which has a regrettable disabling effect on my creative faculties.

That is, unless you really enjoy stories about mucus.

In any case, while the posting is delayed, it will not be reduced in number; as previously, I shall catch right up with the schedule as soon as I am no longer mostly wanting to lie down in a darkened room and bleed slowly out of the eyeballs.