Original trope here; a comment left on the original posting of it was: “What’s happened to people who try to claim that those microbes are weapons?”
I reply thus:
“A weaponized microbe in an appropriate warhead or containment packaging is freight.”
“A weaponized microbe in your gut/skin/breath/etc., on the other hand, is an act of biological or ecological warfare, and therefore an act of war or terrorism. Your confession is appreciated.”
Boom.