non-canon
Non-Canon Snippet: Myrmidonic Carbonizer
From today’s utterly-non-canon-but-it-got-stuck-in-my-head department of advertising snippets: The myrmidonic carbonizer. It’s the top of our range. The myrmidonic carbonizer. Erodes muon metals in seconds. The myrmidonic carbonizer. For when you absolutely, positively need to split quarkonium. Our critics have accused our research department of being questionably sane. Well,