(Inspired by the Inevitable Certainty Engine, of course.)
“So your Incomparable Excellence Engine is better than –
is like –
is something similar to –
…okay, what the cryptoontological fuck?“
“Your puny precognition will be no match for my Inevitable Certainty Engine!” “Huh. I guess it won’t.”
RESPLENDENT EXPONENTIAL VECTOR - Today's particleball final between the Asymptote Automata and the Technopolis Turbines was ruled a no-score draw today, after zero minutes of play and over an hour of philosophizing. Why, you ask? As those who follow the beautiful game will know, the final has always
Perhaps foremost among the unfound oddities of the universe is the one charmingly named the Omphalocelic Scab. Known about from the legends of those who are themselves legends - and bearing in mind that all translations from the Precursor are, at best, deeply approximate - we are told that there
intagliated particle: An intagliated particle is a subatomic particle which contains more metadata than the universe-defined natural parameter set (position, momentum, mass, charge, spin, color, etc.). Such metadata can be strictly passive; can interact with other entities via the mechanisms of natural or artificial laws; or can be internally active.
(An In-Character Meta Explanation) “This metal is unaffected by entropy over time? How does that work?” “We taught the atoms to sing time-refusal.” “Oh, come on. That’s not… what does that even mean?” “You see those thirty fat volumes of technomagical equations to make the sanest man go mad?