Optimizing Designer

Alistair Young

Sep 27, 2019 — 1 min read

From Karuna Couture, ICC, comes the very latest in fabulosity optimizers:

Our Girl in the Flow software agent seamlessly integrates your personal preferences with information gathered from your social circles and geolocative vicinity to optimize color and pattern to suit both your taste and to integrate pleasingly into local style, then transparently uploads the new design and a seamless transition plan to your choice of smart clothing.

Be perfectly attired wherever you go!

Comprehends and can apply over eight million individual semiotic tags.
Achieves your own ideal configured balance between personal taste and matching the aesthetic in-crowd.
Helps you stand out from that crowd to your chosen degree, with our Uniquity™ automatic differentiator.
Gathers data from all popular social and reputation networks and personal calendar applications.
Integrates smoothly with other clothing management systems, including our own Dress to Express™ adaptive emotag reader.
Compatible with all Karuna Couture designs, and many other OSI (Open Style Interface) compatible garments.

Available for download today, only from Karuna Couture!

clothing, Karuna Couture, fashion

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