“Station Ops, this is Clovis One-Four, reporting on-site from incident gamma.” “Clovis One-Four, Station Ops, go.” “Station Ops, some damn tourist tried to board the garden ‘fuge by dropping from above again. No secondary casualties, thank Athnéël, but the groundscape’s a mess.” “Clovis One-Four, do you need a medical
Population Control: Averted. This is the thing the Empire’s Reproductive Statutes don’t do. (They exist mostly to prevent violating the rights of about-to-be sophonts by creating them below the acceptable minimums for their species; this exercise in eugenics primarily means “no hereditary diseases or defects”, but does go
Police Brutality: Usually averted, day to day, as the Watch Constabulary is very well trained, highly disciplined, and – as the instrument of force that is legally permitted to apply it, law for the enforcement of – rigorously monitored and audited to make sure that it’s doing it properly. Especially where
(While I’m posting – I’m going to be on holiday for the coming week or so, and specifically in transit for most of tomorrow, so posting here will be somewhat irregular. There will be things posted over the next week, for certain – never did quite figure out that “time
ICE BLUESHIFT MOST SECRET (INDIGO) / EYES ONLY ICE BLUESHIFT NEED-TO-KNOW ABSOLUTE ISE INTERNAL ONLY TRACKED-COPY DOCUMENT NOCONTRACT NOFORN SPECIAL SECURITY PROCEDURE BASILISK FIDELIS Proceed (+/-)? + SUMMARY: [SSP image eluded from file] ICE BLUESHIFT agents are specially developed units of the Fifth Directorate intended for deployment under exigent circumstances requiring extremal
Poisoned Weapons: See Combat Pragmatist – the eldrae would, once again, like to point out that being honorable should not correlate strongly with being an idiot. Nor should being an idealist mean that you are obliged to give up all the efficacious advantages. As the book says: if you have to
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Point Defenseless: Utterly averted. The automated point-defense systems – usually plasma lasers or other Energy Weapons, for their speed and reaction time, gridded across the hull – will rip to pieces just about anything that gets within their range in an colorful orgy of photonic destruction, unless it’s extremely fast, capable
So, while it now seems to have disappeared from the Internet, my article on Non-Standard Starship Scuffles appears to have come in for some little criticism: First, for having FTL in it; and Second, for assuming that space battles will take place in open space, the commenter apparently not seeing
Pocket Dimension: Alas, outside virtual reality, this seems to require basement universes (requires very high-energy physics, being worked on) or dimensional transcendence (requires emergent ontotechnology, also being worked on). Being worked on very enthusiastically by starship manufacturers, I note, because holy mother of crap what would being able to keep
Plug’n’Play Technology: Played mostly straight, at least in the Empire. They’ve had a lot longer to work on it – and for various technologies to stabilize – and the consumers are both savvier about this sort of thing (because tinkering, integrating, and even Home Invention is so common) and
CALMIRÍË, ELIÉRA – The Imperial Senate today rejected unanimously the petition of the Temporary Tyrancy of Ódeln for admission to the Empire as a stage-1 colony world. Announcing this decision, Incorruptible Secretary Tirill min Dinkoss stated, “While the Imperial Charter permits flexibility in local governance beneath its core principles, provided that