Wow, our watching cycle is short these days. Maybe I’ll start dribbling these out, oh, once a month or so, so they don’t eat the blog.
Once again, I live-blog in-culture:
- Oh, yeah. Tony’s entrance to the Expo is exactly how they do it in Mer Covales. The audience loves it.
- (Of course, I’ve mentioned before how I based the second movement of the Empire’s anthem on Make Way For Tomorrow, Today.)
- Also, he just won all the points with the audience for shutting down and openly mocking Senator Thieving Assclown.
- The audience that saw the first movie is undoubtedly cheering on his choice in successor, too.
- (To step out-culture for a moment, I personally love the Elon Musk cameo.)
- Kudos to Vanko for coming up with a functional equivalent of the mollywhip which isn’t suicidal to use. (This falls under “acceptable breaks from reality”.) Still not a very practical weapon, but it is showy as hell.
- Man, the “suit-case” is some awesome tech-porn.
- Vanko’s not wrong about what happens when the illusion of invulnerability is broken. The military guys nod along. (Remember, one of the key doctrines in their way of war is “shock and awesome”.)
- Man, mortality sucks and makes folks crazy. Still, hell of a way to end a party.
- And yeah, an intervention probably was called for…
- …WHICH STILL DOES NOT MAKE TAKING THAT SUIT OKAY, RHODEY.
- (Even if Tony did set it up.)
- SHIELD has some… interesting ethics. (Especially if they knew what they were hanging onto all these years.) Of course, they are more or less this universe’s version of the Fifth Directorate, complete with the awesome-mixed-with-squick sensations.
- The public safety people just cringed at the thought of all the folk about to go out and build particle accelerators in their basements.
- Oh, God, Hammer, you are such an asshat. Also, an idiot. Also, a walking cliché of everything a businesssoph shouldn’t be or do.
- On the other hand, it’s a pleasure to watch Black Widow work. And without benefit of PK-fu, even.
- I could have said this at any number of moments through the movie, but Pepper is definitely one of the best executors to have ever executored.
In general: yeah, as I said regarding the previous one, with minor cultural fluency tweaks, that’ll play just fine.
(Oh, and regarding the stinger: well, that’s a funny-looking KEW.)
So, remember this?
Well, now that our long-delayed rewatch of the MCU is restarted, we’ll be getting the rest of them, starting with The Incredible Hulk. What do our merry protagonists think of this, the hurling of popcorn at the screen to yells of “Gamma rays do not work that way!” aside?
Let’s find out as I live-comment in-culture:
- So, we only get to see the enhulkification experiment in the credits? That’s going to confuse people who don’t already know the outline.
- Blood-transmissible? Gamma radiation REALLY doesn’t work that way.
- Seriously, General, your plan to catch a giant green berserker is to send a bunch of regular dudes with standard weapons to hunt him down, without briefing them on the target? You have the tactical acumen of a rutabaga.
- (Also, 200 bpm? I can buy experimentally discovering the hulking point, but that is a… suspiciously regular number. The sort of thing that, yes, the eldrae audience will care about. Careless, y’know?)
- (And could someone please hang a lampshade on the conservation of mass issue for the sciency audience? Since the Hulk obviously ain’t made of Styrofoam.)
- “That man’s whole body is property of the US Army?” Welp, you just grabbed the villain ball right hard, didn’t you?
- So, you have one giant, uncontrollable berserker and your weapons plan is to make more just like him? So, your balls are the villain AND the idiot.
- Ooh, fancy sonic weapons. (Also, you’re a lousy family man, too.)
- So, not only is the general an idiot, but his minion is also an idiot. Seriously, who let these asshats into the military? The Legions would have cashiered them ages ago.
- Awww, the big green guy has a heart.
- Oh, man, adrenaline-triggered powers are so Blessed-With-Suck-esque.
- Ah, Mr. Blue, you’re our kind of scientist. “More curious than cautious”, indeed. Nice ambitions, too.
- Okay, let’s forget cashiered, and go for shot.
- …and this is why you need a control group. Hey, General Asshat, how d’you like your new weapon?
- Guys, you’re bringing a rocket launcher to a KEW fight.
- The audience makes “collateral damage” jokes right about now.
So, to sum up: you would need a lot of work, but you could salvage things: you’d need to firm up the handwavium (the standards even for comic books are higher in such a scientifically literate culture) and remove the subtext about Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, but the basic thematics on power and wrath and self-control would resonate nicely with the eldrae, so you’ve got a substructure there to work with.
Also, the antagonists are going to need work, because no-one outside the cosmopolitans is going to believe that any vaguely civilized culture is going to let those guys be in charge of, or in, anything military. Professionalism, don’ch’know. Also, competence.
So here’s a question I was asked recently:
In the vein of questions about media, let’s throw at the Eldrae the 70mm IMAX versions of the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe (note, entirely cinematic, nothing from TV) with enough cultural footnotes to understand the context. Assuming all movies are available up to the end of Phase Three, what would the Eldrae opinions be on each of the movies and if they wouldn’t work in the Eldrae market, what sort of revisions/alterations would make them work?
…this may take some time to answer as a whole, ’cause I’m going to have to rewatch the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe to really give it a fair shot, so I guess I’m turning it into a post series. You see the terrible, terrible burdens I’m prepared to undertake for you, gentle readers?
Anyway. Starting with the first – well, with Iron Man, we have a really easy one to do, because there’s very little you would have to do to make this fit perfectly into their extremely popular “Awesome People Being Awesome” genre.
The only things you might want to tweak a little would involve cover minor cultural fluency issues, like explaining to the audience why people disapprove of the size of Tony Stark’s ego, rather than that being somewhere between normal and appropriate; explaining some banter in terms compatible with the local sense of humor; and explaining why anyone might want to cover up the existence/identity/activities of Iron Man in the first place. But those are relatively small deals and optional tweaks: the fundamentals of the movie would work perfectly in the Imperial market.