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First World Problem of the Future

Alistair Young

Alistair Young

Oct 15, 2011

You can’t play MMOs on a lighthugger in flight even with access to copious amounts of tangle (or, for that matter, any other theoretical kind of ansible), because relativistic time dilation causes terrible, terrible lag.

gaming, lighthugger, relativity, tangle channel
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