(With due apologies to the author of GURPS Lensman, whose work I am shamelessly imitating and which put this thing in my head in the first place…)
“Oblong shape and squared-off prow,
Writ with words from stern to bow.
Drive the mass and make a hole –
That’s a Gallie slave patrol!”
Nice and catchy 😀
(Also makes me wonder if some creative eldrae ad-soph out there ever created anything parallel to the old Burma-Shave ads.)
“Many people
Make no sale
Without some wit
They always fail
Cogno-Save”