(This has absolutely nothing to do with my writing, and everything to do with the fact that I play far too much Kerbal Space Program, and am ridiculously susceptible to earworms.
And maybe writing it down will at least help with the latter.)
The Minmus Colonial Anthem
(ttto: the South Park theme music)
Jebediah Kerman:
We’re going up to Minmus,
Gonna have ourselves a time.
Bill Kerman:
Kethane drilling everywhere,
Shuttlecraft from every station.
Jebediah Kerman:
Going up to Minmus,
Gonna leave my woes behind.
Bob Kerman:
Parking orbits day and night,
Asteroids without rotation.
Jebediah Kerman:
Headin’ on up to Minmus,
Gonna see if I can’t unwind.
Gene & Wernher von Kerman
[couplet in Kerbalish]
Jebediah Kerman:
So come on up to Minmus
And help us build a mine!
[rocket-thrust sound]