Putting on the Reich: While the Imperial Military Service has been known to like peaked caps (although not in the current uniform), capes, trenchcoats, jackboots, eagles – well, the-local-animal-which-for-our-purposes-let’s-call-a-wyvern, actually, but any raptor gilded and put on top of a standard probably counts – lightning bolts, and calling rapid interface drop-troop legions stormtroopers because they fall from the sky with great speed and mighty thunder, it’s never even been within a couple of thousand light years of Those Wacky Nazis, okay?
No black, white and red, either. It’s mostly blue and gold, maybe some silver. And besides, they’re usually the good guys. They just like to dress with some style. (See also, Bling of War.)
The Nazis ruined so many things.
“I’m sayin’, just because some vicious bunch of local savages stole all the good fashion concepts is no reason that the rest of y’all have to wear hobo suits to the war.”