Conspiracy Theory

“This is SERIOUS. They’re building GIANT hexterranes that they can flatten out ENTIRE PLANETARY CRUSTS onto! They’re going to use them to pack all their WORLDS into that fancy Cirys sphere of theirs and go MARAUDING around the galaxy – or maybe the universe, or even beyond the universe with enough reality engines – like a cosmic pinball of SMUGNESS and DOOM, sucking SUNS of LIFE to live FOREVER!”

– seen on the
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“What the egg-sucking fuck is this guy smoking, and please stop him.”

– seen on the
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  1. “Okay, which idiot let this guy see some of our long-term planning proposals?”
    -Internal memo, Specialist Megastructures, Inc.

  2. Avatar for ahd ahd says:

    Now I have this mental picture of somebody trying to flatten out and refactor Eliéra into a hexterrane, and the response of the Precursor mystery matter lump to the attempt.

  3. Which reminds me, did we ever get a description of the other side of Eliera? I seem to remember most of the narrative being focused on one side only.

  4. I didn’t know that it wasn’t 1: Round and 2: Not a planet before I visited this thread, when I saw the post for the place, my brain just melted and I had a minature existential crisis

  5. He says that like it’s a bad thing…

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