Resplendent Exponential Vector Grant Council to Valeran Simíche, greeting.
We have received your experimental proposal of the 19th inst.
However, in the absence of significant theoretical and preferably experimental support for the hypothesis that penetrating the brane will not result in the universe entire popping like a soap bubble with the consequent instantaneous dissolution of its contents into the sempiternal cacoastrum tides of the infinite, all-containing empyrean, this institution must reject your grant application.
(Besides, we don’t have a galactic-core-class black hole to offer you in the first place.)
Nonetheless, we recognize the importance of this line of inquiry and welcome future applications.
for and on behalf of
Resplendent Exponential Vector Grant Council