Relationship Chemistry

Xenophile Tip #37:

However enchanted you might be with the unquestionable beauty, almondine skin and faint almond scent of the pundirar, there are two important things to consider before embarking on a relationship:

1. The asexual pundir reproduce by budding; and
2. That scent? Hydrogen cyanide.

– from the Yrnaes 7122 issue of Worlds Traveler magazine

One thought on “Relationship Chemistry

  1. …So this is a sophont almond tree?

    What will we have next, an intelligent blueberry muffin? 😉

    (Props to those who get that reference.)

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