Xenophile Tip #37:
However enchanted you might be with the unquestionable beauty, almondine skin and faint almond scent of the pundirar, there are two important things to consider before embarking on a relationship:
1. The asexual pundir reproduce by budding; and
2. That scent? Hydrogen cyanide.
– from the Yrnaes 7122 issue of Worlds Traveler magazine
…So this is a sophont almond tree?
What will we have next, an intelligent blueberry muffin? 😉
(Props to those who get that reference.)