A prison the size of the universe is still a prison, the philosopher Arlannath once said. Today, with the release of Phukale™, we can say that a universe the size of a prison… is still a universe.

Academician Ranoj Tsoroloth
Irreality Vault researcher
on the release of the first custom-designed phukalic containment universe

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  1. “What’s the difference between a prison and a fortress?”
    “Where the locks are.”
    “How can you tell the difference?”
    “…let me get back to you on that one.”

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