Y’all know how this goes by this point in the series, so let’s get right into it…
- I love the smell of science in the evening.
- Ooh, Asgard is shiny! And flat! When did they start filming in our neck of the woods? (Seriously, feels familiar.)
- Oh, that’s what it is. (See previous entry in this series.)
- Impetuous, aren’t you, Thor? Good quality in an adventurer. Less so in a statesman.
- I refer you to the Things You Are Not Allowed To Do List in re appropriate answers to “are you a god?”, lightning or no lightning.
- Okay, when we invent translocation, and in particular interstellar translocation, it needs to look that awesome.
- Yeah, definitely rocking that adventurer attitude.
- …loving the cloak that stays clean even when you fly right through something’s head.
- You go, science team! Pursue that evidence!
- Well, that’s quite the fuck-you to inertia.
- Yeah, mortality kind of sucks, doesn’t it?
- …Odinsleep really does look kind of like a healing vat.
- A lot of smarts in that hammer. (Meanwhile, someone from the Eye-in-the-Flame Inadvisable Research department is on to their second notepad, over in the corner.)
- Ah, yes, magic and technology. Good answer, Jane.
- Loki, you treacherous weasel! Throne and family in one go, and you still thought Mjolnir might accept you? (Good hammer.)
- Now that was some magnificent bullshit, Dr. Selvig. Shame Coulson bought exactly none of it.
- Also, kudos for the attempt to keep up with a godly liver.
- Ah, so Yggdrasil would be this tech’s version of a stargate constellation.
- Man, Heimdall is good.
- You might want to specify something a little less general than “Destroy everything” to your robot weapons system. Just sayin’.
- This is a terrible plan. Noble, but terrible.
- Yes, actually, that is your god.
- …ooh, a double betrayal. That would have been a good plan if you could have kept Thor off the board. At least until Odin woke back up.
- The many uses of an inertialful hammer.
- Even the Imperial audience would have to feel a mite sorry for Loki in the end, being that cracked in the brain-pan. Not that that would count for a whole lot of mercy, but it might get him some clemency.
- Necessity is, as ever, a bitch. Still, one presumes that having built one once, they can always build another.
- Now that’s an ominous-looking glowy cube. Hey, don’t we have one of those in [REDACTED]?
As for overall: you don’t need to do anything. This one works perfectly.
How would the Eldrae react to Rick and Morty? Since Rick embodies some Eldrae ideals (for science, distrustful of bureaucracy and conventional education, solving problems with high tech gadgetry, being armed all the time, pansexual, pro-augmentation), while being the polar opposite of others (he’s impolite, doesn’t have self restraint, has no sense of integrity or morals, continuously lies to and hurts those close to him, is hypocritical, …).
Disclaimer: Never seen it, myself, so take with a grain of salt, but based on your description: poorly.
Rick is, to my mind, very like an Imperial in many superficial ways and entirely unlike them in most of the deeper ways that matter.
Given him as the sole exemplar of even fictional humans, I cannot imagine the Empire regarding us at all kindly.
So how do they feel about SHIELD in this movie? Since they, you know, steal all that research.
“Mostly-unenthusiastic-but” – similar to the uneasy relationship the Empire has with its own darker-shade-of-gray intelligence agencies.
I get the feeling that the team might get an offer like ‘We’ll fund your research IF you move somewhere that won’t annoy a lot of people if/when something explodes/implodes/goes chaotic/turns you all into weakly-godlike gerbils”